"A mermaid has not an immortal soul, nor can she obtain one unless she wins the love of a human being. On the power of another hangs her eternal destiny."
- Hans Christian Andersen
Serial Killer: Do you know the true meaning of pain?
Me: Supernatural.
Serial Killer: Omg I know, right?!?
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
When I was in middle/high school: “Eh, that explains where they got the new Pokemon.” (stopped watching religiously after Johto)
Today:
“ASDKLFJDSKLFGHGHSDLGHDGKHSKGHDSKGSLKHSDGHSKGSGGHDKHGKSGHSL.”
bbbbb :’c
ohmygogoghhfg
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGUGNFAUHGUFYKH/SOB
dID I JUST BURST INTO TEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
WOW
NOoOoOoOoOoooo
Do you hear that? It’s the sound of battles fought and lives lost. It once pained me to know that I am the cause of such despair. But now their cries give me strength. Beauty is my power.
